dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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