I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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