my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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