There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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