Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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