my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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