Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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