If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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