i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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