All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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