If that was your dad, he is hot
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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