Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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