Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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