That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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