Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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