Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
