i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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