what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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