Umm I'm too high to move.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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