it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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