super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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