I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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