i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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