i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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