this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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