Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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