You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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