The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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