and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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