So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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