I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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