it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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