we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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