Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
tell me about the fingering
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