Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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