you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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