can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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