I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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