it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Mom said you looked used
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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