I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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