i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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