I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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