My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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