he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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