Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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