: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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