The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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