were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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