we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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