On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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