Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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