whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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