party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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