I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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