Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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